The Waxies Dargle
Traditional


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Says my aul' one to your aul' one, will ye come to the Waxies Dargle?
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Says your aul' one to my aul' one, sure I haven’t got a farthing
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I been down to Monto Town, to see Uncle McArdle
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But he wouldn't give me half a crown, to go to the Waxies Dargle


[CHORUS]
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What'll you have? Will you have a pint? I'll have a pint with you sir
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But if one of you's doesn't order soon, we'll be thrown out of the boozer 


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Says my aul' wan to your aul' wan will ye go to the Galway races?
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Says your aul' wan to my aul' wan, I'll hawk me aul' man's braces
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I went up to Capel Street to the Jewish moneylenders
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But he wouldn't give me a couple of bob for the aul' man's red suspenders


[CHORUS]
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What'll you have? Will you have a pint? I'll have a pint with you sir
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But if one of you's doesn't order soon, we'll be thrown out of the boozer


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Says my aul' one to your aul' one, we've got no beef or mutton
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But if we went up to Monto Town we might get a drink for nuthin
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Here's a nice piece of advice, I got from an old fishmonger
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When food is scarce and you see the hearse, you know you've died of hunger  


[CHORUS]
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What'll you have? Will you have a pint? I'll have a pint with you sir,
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But if one of you's doesn't order soon, we'll be thrown out of the boozer