{t:The Waxies Dargle}
{st:Traditional}


Says [G]my aul' one to [C]your aul' one, will ye [G]come to the Waxies [D]Dargle?
Says [G]your aul' one to [C]my aul' one, sure I [D]haven’t got a [G]farthing
[G]I been down to Monto Town, to see Uncle [C]McArd[D]le
But he [G]wouldn't give me [C]half a crown, to [D]go to the Waxies [G]Dargle


{soc}
{comment:Chorus]
[Em]What'll you have? Will you [G]have a pint? I'll [Em]have a pint with [C]you [D]sir
But if [G]one of you's doesn't [C]order soon, we'll be [D]thrown out of the [G]boozer 
{eoc}


Says [G]my aul' wan to [C]your aul' wan will ye [G]go to the Galway [D]races?
Says [G]your aul' wan to [C]my aul' wan, I'll [D]hawk me aul' man's [G]braces
[G]I went up to Capel Street to the Jewish money[D]lend[G]ers
But he [G]wouldn't give me a [C]couple of bob for the [D]aul' man's red sus[G]penders


{soc}
{comment:Chorus]
[Em]What'll you have? Will you [G]have a pint? I'll [Em]have a pint with [C]you [D]sir
But if [G]one of you's doesn't [C]order soon, we'll be [D]thrown out of the [G]boozer 
{eoc}


Says [G]my aul' one to [C]your aul' one, we've [G]got no beef or [D]mutton
But if [G]we went up to [C]Monto Town we [D]might get a drink for [G]nuthin
[G]Here's a nice piece of advice, I got from an old fish[C]mon[D]ger
When [G]food is scarce and you [C]see the hearse, you [D]know you've died of [G]hunger  


{soc}
{comment:Chorus]
[Em]What'll you have? Will you [G]have a pint? I'll [Em]have a pint with [C]you [D]sir
But if [G]one of you's doesn't [C]order soon, we'll be [D]thrown out of the [G]boozer 
{eoc}