Do Virgins Taste Better?
Brobdingnagian Bards


      G
Oh, a dragon has come to our village today.
      C                          D
We've asked him to leave, but he won't go away.
        G
Now the King and he talked, they worked out a deal.
   C             D           G
No homes will he burn and no crops will he steal.


          G
But there is a big catch, we dislike it a bunch.
        C                     D
Twice a year he invites him a virgin to lunch.
          G
Well, the King gave his word, so the deal we'll respect.
    C                 D          G
But we can't help but wonder and pause to reflect...


[chorus]
   G
Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
         C                       D
Are they salty, or sweeter, more juicy or what?
        G
Does he savour them slowly or swallow the lot?
   C             D           G
Do virgins taste better than those who are not? 
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         G
So, we'd like to be rid of him, many have tried.
    C                          D
But no one can get through his thick scaly hide.
   G
We hope that some day some brave knight will come by.
          C           D               G
'Cause we can't wait around 'til he's too fat to fly.


          G
And we've found a solution, it works out so neat,
        C                    D
If he insists on nothing but virgins to eat
   G
No more will our number ever grow small,
      C           D               G
We'll simply make sure there's no virgins at all! 


[chorus]
   G
Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
         C                       D
Are they salty, or sweeter, more juicy or what?
        G
Does he savour them slowly or swallow the lot?
   C             D           G
Do virgins taste better than those who are not? 
   G
Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
         C                       D
Are they salty, or sweeter, more juicy or what?
        G
Does he savour them slowly or swallow the lot?
   C             D           G
Do virgins taste better than those who are not? 
[]