;Do Virgins Taste Better? ;Brobdingnagian Bards . G Oh, a dragon has come to our village today. . C D We've asked him to leave, but he won't go away. . G Now the King and he talked, they worked out a deal. . C D G No homes will he burn and no crops will he steal. . G But there is a big catch, we dislike it a bunch. . C D Twice a year he invites him a virgin to lunch. . G Well, the King gave his word, so the deal we'll respect. . C D G But we can't help but wonder and pause to reflect... [chorus] . G Do virgins taste better than those who are not? . C D Are they salty, or sweeter, more juicy or what? . G Does he savour them slowly or swallow the lot? . C D G Do virgins taste better than those who are not? [] . G So, we'd like to be rid of him, many have tried. . C D But no one can get through his thick scaly hide. . G We hope that some day some brave knight will come by. . C D G 'Cause we can't wait around 'til he's too fat to fly. . G And we've found a solution, it works out so neat, . C D If he insists on nothing but virgins to eat . G No more will our number ever grow small, . C D G We'll simply make sure there's no virgins at all! [chorus] . G Do virgins taste better than those who are not? . C D Are they salty, or sweeter, more juicy or what? . G Does he savour them slowly or swallow the lot? . C D G Do virgins taste better than those who are not? . G Do virgins taste better than those who are not? . C D Are they salty, or sweeter, more juicy or what? . G Does he savour them slowly or swallow the lot? . C D G Do virgins taste better than those who are not? []