Do Virgins Taste Better?
Brobdingnagian Bards


Oh, a [G]dragon has come to our village today.
We've [C]asked him to leave, but he [D]won't go away.
Now the [G]King and he talked, they worked out a deal.
No [C]homes will he [D]burn and no [G]crops will he steal.


But there [G]is a big catch, we dislike it a bunch.
Twice a [C]year he invites him a [D]virgin to lunch.
Well, the [G]King gave his word, so the deal we'll respect.
But [C]we can't help but [D]wonder and [G]pause to reflect...


[chorus]
Do [G]virgins taste better than those who are not?
Are they [C]salty, or sweeter, more [D]juicy or what?
Does he [G]savour them slowly or swallow the lot?
Do [C]virgins taste [D]better than [G]those who are not? 


So, we'd [G]like to be rid of him, many have tried.
But [C]no one can get through his [D]thick scaly hide.
We [G]hope that some day some brave knight will come by.
'Cause we [C]can't wait a[D]round 'til he's [G]too fat to fly.


And we've [G]found a solution, it works out so neat,
If he in[C]sists on nothing but [D]virgins to eat
No [G]more will our number ever grow small,
We'll [C]simply make [D]sure there's no [G]virgins at all! 


[chorus]
Do [G]virgins taste better than those who are not?
Are they [C]salty, or sweeter, more [D]juicy or what?
Does he [G]savour them slowly or swallow the lot?
Do [C]virgins taste [D]better than [G]those who are not? 
Do [G]virgins taste better than those who are not?
Are they [C]salty, or sweeter, more [D]juicy or what?
Does he [G]savour them slowly or swallow the lot?
Do [C]virgins taste [D]better than [G]those who are not?